OK, today's peeve...
Guys who "star" in transsexual porn...who obviously don't like "Trannys"!
Whatup Yo!? Pretending to "butt munch"...when you're three counties away from the crack and not even touching or looking at the gorgeous sausage...what's your point!?
WHY ARE YOU THERE!?
If you don't want to butt-munch, then just say so, don't just point your tongue in that general direction as if that is supposed to mean something.
Not to mention that more than half of you (a) look like your drunk, (b) look nasty, like you haven't showered or had a haircut in 4 months, (c) are not a pleasant physical specimen to look at yourself, (you big, fat loaf) and (d) didn't take an erection-aid drug when its obvious that you should have. Jesus F Christ on a Popsicle stick, if you won't spring for Viagra, then at least use a "homeopathic" OTC aid like Rise-2 (the occasion), which works we well as Cialis IMO, minus the two-day indigestion.
And on another note...
What's up with the porn directors that manage to make sex look BORING?
I don't mean "vanilla", I mean BORING.
'Reminds me of the cartoon I once saw where a guy had his wallet in his hand and was asking a prostitute, "How much do you charge for enthusiasm?"
And on another note...
Cinematographers (camera people) who will take what should be a shot of a gorgeous person getting plowed...and instead close-up on a slit...FOR TEN MINUTES. Show the freaking sexy-ass person, not a hole for Christs sake! Or even worse, a close up of his or her nostrils...for minutes!
"Get a haircut and get a real job".
;-)
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